The Luck Of The Irish – St. Patrick’s Day Gift Basket

Talk about lucky! Your friends will feel extremely fortunate to receive our St. Patrick’s Day gift basket filled tasty snacks and gourmet foods for the festivities.

Gift includes:
Irish Pub potato soup mix
Aunt Gloria’s sesame crackers
Napa Valley sourdough nuggets
Shrimp dip for veggies
Fistfuls sweet Southern heat mix
Old fashioned chocolate cream puffs
Brent & Sam’s key lime with chocolate chip cookies
Smoked almonds
Hot green pepper cheese spread
Shamrock

Irish Joke;

‘Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?’ the solicitor questioned his client.
‘Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?’
‘Oh, no,’ replied Mrs. O’Connor. ‘Shure now, we have a carport.’
The solicitor tried again. ‘Well, does the man beat you up?’
‘No, no,’ said Mrs. O’Connor, looking puzzled. ‘Oi’m always first out of bed.’
Still hopeful, the solicitor tried once again.
‘What I’m trying to find out are what grounds you have.’
‘Bless ye, sor. We live in a flat — not even a window box, let alone grounds.’
‘Mrs. O’Connor,’ the solicitor said in considerable exasperation, ‘you need a reason that the court can consider.
What is the reason for you seeking this divorce?’
‘Ah, well now,’ said the lady,
‘Shure it’s because the man can’t hold an intelligent conversation.’